Honestly, a perceptive reader would be well on his/her way to recreating our recipe with all the snippets we've dropped beforehand, but for those that were too eager to read through all of ourrambling, here is the recipe in straight words.
6jalapenoswithout their seeds, core, and stems – depends on the weight of the pepper (about0.07/g)
4ouncesof cream cheese 388 kcal
4ouncesof cheddar cheese 456 kcal
2tablespoonsof your BBQ rub
1cupof your BBQ sauce
Instructions
Preheat the smoker to 250°
Add the cream cheese, cheddar cheese, and a tablespoon of the BBQ rub to a bowl and mix
Fill the jalapenos with the mixture from (2), and be sure to press the filling into the jalapenos well
Wrap each jalapeno in the pork sausage and ensure that the entire jalapeno is covered while rolling the covered jalapeno into an egg shape
Cover the sausage-wrapped jalapenos with bacon, using two slices per jalapeno
Place the bacon in the smoker or oven and smoke at 165° for about two hours before checking
Once ready, serve the armadillo eggs hot and dive in
Notes
Calories: without accounting for the calories in the rub, sauce, and jalapeno, one armadillo egg made with this recipe should contain not less than 400 kcal.